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Pastimes : Where the GIT's are going

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To: sandintoes who wrote (93263)2/28/2005 12:29:33 AM
From: Augustus Gloop  Read Replies (1) of 225578
 
We had a 26 year old stud gym teacher when I was in high school. This is a very true story and a fine one!

We had co-ed gym and while I was at the plate and he was pitching and started talking trash to me. It really pissed me off because the chicks thought this geek was hot and the only hot one they were going to score with was me LOL!!

Anyhow...I was a good baseball player and he cocked my off while I was at the plate in a big way in front of all the chicks. So I decided I was going to fire one back at him off the bat. It was slow pitch so timing wasn't an issue. So the guy lays one out that I like and I hit this nut busting line drive right back at him. Now I didn't have the ability to hit the ball EXACTLY where I wanted to hit it which is why I think God was watching down on me and thought ol' stud boy Dewey was being an asshole too. Anyhow - the ball came off the bat so hot that he couldn't get his glove in the right spot and as luck would have it I smoked him right in the toolbox. He fell to the ground with a scream and I was thrown out at first because I was laughing so hard I fell down shortly after leaving the batters box and was rolling on the ground in laughter.
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