Another day, another funny:
This lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father I have a problem. I
have these two female talking parrots, but several months of having them
near the window in my neighborhood have taught them how to say only one
thing."
"What do they say?", the priest asked.
"They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some
fun?'", replied the lady.
"That's terrible!", the priest exclaimed. "I do have a solution to your
problem. Bring your two talking parrots over to my house and I will put
them with my two parrots. Each of these males I have taught to pray and
read the Bible and they do so quite religiously. This way my parrots will
teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your parrots
will learn to pray and worship."
"What a splendid idea. Thank you." said the lady.
So the next day, the lady brings her female parrots to the priest's house.
The priest's two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their
cage. The lady put her parrots in with them and suddenly hers begin saying,
"Hi, we're prostitutes! Do you want to have some fun?"
One male parrot looked over at the other and screeched, "Put your Bible away
Frank, our prayers have been answered!" |
