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To: mph who wrote (11933)3/19/2005 10:47:44 PM
From: Jagfan  Read Replies (1) of 12669
 
Michael Jackson: Neverland For Sale

Written by Morgan Truce

Just imagine what a young child will do to get a ride on this train...
NEVERLAND RANCH, CALIFORNIA – Michael Jackson has put his Neverland Ranch on the market. Several area real estate firms have recently listed the sprawling estate. “Mr. Jackson has plans to be away from his beloved Neverland Ranch for an indeterminate period of time and he thought it best to sell the whole ranch to someone who can put the place to good use.”

One listing in a realtor’s glossy advertisement claimed: “Pedophiles dream estate! No expense has been spared in building this wonderful attraction for small children. There is a castle-like house, amusement rides, a petting zoo, swimming pools, and even a choo-choo train. In today’s market, building a comparable pedophile park that has the ability to pack in hundreds of eager young children would easily cost many millions of dollars more than the asking price of Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch.”

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