Impending Press Release, Source..: Triangle Multi-Media
A Private Group of aliens from outer space is in the Process of Purchasing a Large Portion of QBID Stock and signing exclusive contracts for Intergalactic shipments of K-Y Jelly, N.O.S. B-17 tires, and containerized truckload shipments of Pride Cola. This Private Group of offworld Investors is Committed on Buying QBID Stock up to $1.00
PALM SPRINGS, Calif.--(BUSINESS WIRE)--March 32, 2005--Triangle Multi-Media (Pink Sheets: QBID - News), the parent company of Q Television Network, will be informed that week that a private group of Alien Offworld investors who landed at Area 51 will be buying unusually large portions of its QBID stock. The private group of investors has committed themselves to buying QBID stock up to $1.00.
This well-funded group has also agreed to allow QBID to be it's sole supplier of sex aids, such as K-Y Jelly, Trojan condoms for their multiple sex organs, N.O.S. Firestone B-17 tires for their spaceships, used Boeing office furniture, and Pride Cola for the care and feeding of their suckling young.
"We are delighted to have such strong support for our company by qualified investors who have some such a long way to partiucipate. Management and I feel strongly that the stock is extremely undervalued and we believe it won't take long to see the price of the stock at a penny," stated Frank Olsen, President and CEO of Q Television Network. "Our company is stronger smelling than ever. We are building something great in Q Television, but there is a clear disconnection between the explosive growth of the company and the current price of the stock. The stupid earthly public just can't seem to get a grip on our problem, although we understand they must let go of their 'personal pride' first.
Safe Harbor Statement
As a cautionary note to investors, certain matters discussed in this press release may be forward-looking statements within the meaning of the Private Securities Litigation Reform Act of 1995. Such matters involve risks and uncertainties that may cause actual results to differ materially, including the following: changes in economic conditions; general competitive factors; the television network's ability to execute its business model and strategic plans; and the risks described from time to time in the company's Securities and Exchange Commission filings.
Contact:
CWR & Partners, LLP
Ronnie Welch, 508-222-4802
Ronnie@cwrpartners.com
Source: Triangle Multi-Media
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