Hi Raven,
I see your adoration of me, my work, my life is apparently insatiable. "Insatiable", however, is probably not quite the right word for my clients. They, in fact, are very well satisfied. Since you're spending your Saturday on my my my portfolio, you should also have a look at Portfolio Selection #9. Here's an email I rec'ved from said client just yesterday:
"Hi Bill,
Thanks for the link on your site - I really like what you've done too! ... I can't get over how much I like to rotation on that [ her "about" section at http:www.juliefischerphoto.com] page - thanks again.
Hope all is well for you. Julie"
And, of course, since you're spending your (presumably) valuable time perusing my my my portfolio, you've probably already seen Selection #1 where client, instead of talking "about" the site in the "about this site" section, client says all there needs to be said: "The photographs are mine but the manner in which they are presented is due to the creativity of Bill Ulrich at Magnetic Diary Studios. Have a look around and if you ever find yourself in need of a new Web site, talk to Mr. Bill..."
See, here's the deal -- it's a really simple one. I'm really good. That you find me so fascinating as to spend your Saturday on my portfolio is not only testament to that, but also time well spent! It is much better for you to spend your weekend with me and my work than to do any other thing (like fishing, rearranging your sock drawer, staring at shiny objects, etc...) . Would you like to spend more time on my portfolio? You're welcome to spend as much time as you like. I'll even allow you (yes, you) a special All-Day, Free, Unrestricted Pass! Happy Saturday to you. Ain't it a gorgeous Saturday? I just got in and was very pleased to see you worshipping me yet again via expenditure of your time towards me me me, my life, my amazing work, and all about the rather fantastic me that intrigues you so very much. <g>
Oh, ... and my site metrics log loves your IP address, too.
Very Warmly Yours,
-MrB |
