Well, the words "woo" and "wwooooo" come to mind. I suppose I could manage to work in an extra "wwwooooooah" if that will help manage your expectations. Obviously your time spent on the most amazing and fascinatingly lovable me is the right way to spend your Saturday. (I really am so stupendously so fantastic as to be worth it!)
I, in fact, can't think of a better way that your time should be so absorbed. Well, you've spoken to one of my very satisfied clients. I suggest you spend more of your time on me and them and the others, because I really am as amazing as what you're spending time on (which is "me", of course). It's darn well worth it. I'm so great, I oughta fellatiate myself but you seem to be doing that for me on your own (and I can't bend that far, anyway). I couldn't ask for better advertising.
I don't think, in fact, that I could pay for better advertising. "Thankya, thankya vurrry muchhh..." You're the best, dude. Come on by for a full, all-access, unrestricted tour of the Magnetic Diary Studios.
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