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Politics : I Will Continue to Continue, to Pretend....

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To: Sully- who wrote (8336)3/31/2005 8:53:35 PM
From: Sully-   of 35834
 
SANDY BERGER: GUILTY

By Michelle Malkin
March 31, 2005 06:53 PM

Sandy "Honestly, I had no idea how those papers got into my socks, jacket pocket, and portfolio" Berger will plead guilty to misdemeanor theft of classified documents.

My, what serendipitous timing. Just saying.


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Update: An unhinged reader says Berger didn't put the pilfered documents in his socks.


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Sandy Berger did not put papers in his socks. He put them in his pockets. Have you ever inadvertently put things in your pocket before? You are a liar. Rot in hell. xoxo Terrence T. McDonald
mediamatters.org
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Oooo-kay. I stand corrected. Not his socks. Just his pants. Knowingly. And his jacket pocket. Knowingly. And his portfolio. "Inadvertently."

And to answer Mr. Unhinged's question: I have never stuffed classified documents illegally into any of my pockets or bags "inadvertently" or otherwise and made them disappear.

Those little wrapped soap bars from a hotel room? Yes, guilty. Top-secret memos. Ummmm, no.

Update II: Jason Smith at Generation Why reminds us that Bill Clinton laughed when the news of Berger's sticky fingers first broke.

denverpost.com

Flashback II: A perfect response to Mr. Unhinged Reader from Gerard Van der Leun...Yes, Down My Pants. Oh, Like You Haven't?
americandigest.org

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Flashbacks:

Sandy Berg(l)er?
michellemalkin.com

Berger and a side order of lies
michellemalkin.com

Ace of Spades spoof: Mystical Artifacts Removed From Top-Secret Government Warehouse
ace.mu.nu

michellemalkin.com

foxnews.com

cnn.com

cbsnews.com
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