Triangle Multi-Meatinya Begins Final Steps to take over Russian Government and Become a Fully Satellite Launching Company. ...Vladimir Putin to be given seat on Triangular Board
PAHM SPWINGZ, Calif., Apr 31, 2005 (BUZINESS WIRE) -- Triangle Multi-Meatinya, (PINK SHEETS:QFLUB) announced today that the company will meet this week with the law firm of Schizophrenic, Razzamatazz, Freeloaderman & Fleecem, LLP to begin the process of taking over the Kremlin in an all stock transaction.
Schizophrenic, Razzamatazz, Freeloaderman & Fleecem, LLP will formally begin the preliminary application process to have Triangle Multi-Meatinya become a fully reporting company, the prestigitatious law firm will immediately begin counseling Triangle Multi-Meatinya on the requirements needed to effect such an international take-over
"We have hired Schizophrenic, Razzamatazz, Freeloaderman & Fleecem, LLP, one of the best law firms specializing in matters such as these, and we are confident that they will deliver," said Frank Olsen, President and CEO and Resident Clown of Q Telebizion Network. "QFLUB will be counseled, cajoled, conjured, caressed and repeatedly butt-patted on the most effective procedure for us to become a fully ridiculous company and we will act upon that very quickly."
About Q Telebizion Network
This television network was organized to create and develop a network devoted to providing television programming for the wacked-out gay and lesbian community. While the company expects much of its subscriber base to be comprised of members of the gay and lesbian population, management also believes that quality programming about the gay and lesbian experience, designed to entertain, educate and inform, will attract many other segments of the viewing public; like The Mob.
The company's programming will be available on a subscription or prescription basis to those desiring its programming, according to their psychiatrist’s approval. The network will broadcast 24 hours per day, 7 days per week, or whenever the Russian equipment will permit. Providing distribution via the acquired Russian spy satellites ensures availability of the network across the United States, including Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico, as well as Moscow and Beijing. For further information on programming and subscriptions, please visit www.qtelebizion.com.
Safe Harbor Statement
As a cautionary note to investors, certain matters discussed in this press release may be forward-looking statements within the meaning of the Private Securities Litigation Reform Act of 1995. Such matters involve risks, such as bending over in front of the CEO, and uncertainties, like the failure to use condoms, that may cause actual results to differ materially, including the following: changes in economic conditions; general competitive factors; the telebizion network's ability to execute its business model and strategic plans; and the risks described from time to time in the company's Securities and Exchange Commission filings.
SOURCE: Triangle Multi-Meatinya
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