OLD AGE AND TREACHERY A wealthy older lady decides to go on a photo safari to Africa. She takes her faithful old poodle named Cuddles along for the company. One day Cuddles starts chasing butterflies and before long discovers that she's lost. Wandering about, she notices a leopard heading rapidly in her direction with the intention of having lunch. The old poodle thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep trouble now!" Noticing some bones on the ground close by, she immediately settles down to chew on the bones with her back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap the old poodle exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here." Hearing this, a look of terror comes over the leopard's face and he halts his attack in mid-strike, and slinks away into the trees. "Whew!" said the leopard, "That was close! That old poodle nearly had me!" Meanwhile, a monkey who'd been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. He goes off after the leopard.
The old poodle sees him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard. The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here, monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine!" Now, the old poodle sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?", but instead of running, the dog sits down with her back to her attackers, pretending she hasn't seen them yet. Just when they get close enough to hear, the old poodle says: Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another leopard!" |
