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To: Clappy who wrote (43158)4/27/2005 3:06:14 PM
From: altair19  Read Replies (2) of 104181
 
Clapper,

<P.S. It's amazing how one's legs give out exactly where
the mind realizes that one inch thick seat "should" have
been...>

I've been reading these notes about toilet seats and chuckling.
I once saw something sort of like that when I was in the Army. When we were out in the boonies, we dug a slit-trench to use as a place to relieve yourself. The slit trench's purpose is to have one place for the grunts to crap - and cover over the deposits when you leave so no one knows you've been there. We had this fat nasty little lieutenant named Cooley who was primarily interested in getting some medals and then getting the hell out of there...not a good officer - One early evening I was heading in his direction as he was straddling the slit-trench -he heard my footsteps, turned in my direction, and somehow lost his balance falling backwards bare-assed into the trench. I thought to myself "there is a God". His fatigues were down around his boots and the only way he could get up was to put both hands into the shit and push himself up. I made a feeble attempt in his direction to help and all he could scream was "get the phuck out of here Sgt. Ayres!"

It didn't like the Army but there were a few times when things happened that would make you laugh.

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