It's funny stuff, but has a typical slant - likely written
by a p*ssed off white guy above 45 I would guess, pretty much like a Pat Buchanan, something like that?
Let's see, writer obviously is against:
The environment
Species preservation
Contraception
Homosexual union rights
Writer obviously virulently anti-Muslim - Iraq even nuked!
anti-France, well, most cons are against them
anti-Clinton - now even the daughter is fair game..
anti-post office
anti-govt. in general - especially any govt. funded studies
anti-woman - misogynistic
obsessed with fat people
anti-massachusetts - like France, and easy target of the right
wants strong punishment - or just kill all criminals
anti-regulation
and in some cloud that tax rates could ever be allowed up to 75% again?
sounds like a real right-winger wrote this in an attempt at humor.
Typical older US white radical neocon male:
anti-environment, regulation, against all Clintons, France, Massachusetts, regulation, taxes, against due process and rights for the accused, against women having the right to decide when/if to reproduce (as long as the male can have his fun unobstructed by govt. or anyone else of course), and then the misogynistic stuff floats through also.
It's funny, but notice they don't go after redneck white guys, hypocrites like the neocons, or people that just pretend to be patriotic, wave the flag like morons, and help recruit 18-19 year olds to go to their death by lying to them.
Easier to go after the Clintons and France here. sigh
Ah, but for the good old days before the 1960s:
White men had it easy, no foreign competition. everyone spoke English, women knew their place, or you'd show them, gays were called f*gs, and stayed in the closet, what a wonderful time in the US of A...t
(I know - it's a joke - but they wrote it with a BIG TIME SLANT)
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Headlines from the year 2029?>>
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia formally known as California. White minorities still trying to ! have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.
Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.
Baby conceived naturally - - scientists stumped.
Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran)
Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
France pleads for global help after being ta! ken over by Jamaica.
Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smokin
George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss.
Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut. (hey! I just sent it. I didn't write it!)
Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.
New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.
Congress authorizes direct deposit of! formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.
Capitol Hill intern indicted for refusing to have sex with congressman.
IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines. |
