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To: longnshort who wrote (154)	5/31/2005 10:52:44 AM
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Top Ten Secret Conditions of Senate Filibuster Deal 10. Senate Republicans promise to remove Kennedy breathalyzer from Capitol building. 9. "Casual Fridays" reinstated, so long as Hillary promises not to wear shorts. 8. Senator Kerry has 10-minute speech limit, other senators not allowed to snore. 7. No more John Bolton "Got Milk?" jokes 6. Snickering and coughing into hand "coughcoughbullshitcoughcough" no longer allowed at mention of a Hillary presidential run. 5. Senator Byrd to be allowed to burn ceremonial cross before sessions 4. Barbara Boxer to quit weeping everytime she is reminded there is no "President Kerry" 3. Senator Reid can no longer use the term "loser", instead must hold hand to forehead, thumb and forefinger extended. 2. Ted Kennedy permanently removed from "no-fly" list if he promises not to drive 1. John McCain required to "out" self as closet Democrat by 2006

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