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To: arno who wrote (12033)	6/22/2005 2:52:48 PM
From: Rainy_Day_Woman	of 12669

Letterman's Top Ten Top Ten Signs Your Pilot is Drunk. Midflight asks, "Which one of you losers is the designated driver?" Invites all passengers to a "layover" in his hotel room. You experience heavy turbulence and you're only taxiing to the runway. Delays takeoff to de-ice his mojito. Giggling fit every time he says the word "cockpit". At security, passengers remove shoes - he removes pants. Long rambling announcements about what animal shapes he's seeing in the clouds. In lieu of P.A. safety instructions, he sings "Kung Fu Fighting". Wings on his hat made of folded cocktail straws. Introduces his co-pilots Johnnie Walker and Jack Daniels.

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