Subject: 10 Rules For Being A Liberal
Author: excaldeshops
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1. When the facts don't support your belief, make them up, i.e., "I invented the Internet".
2. When in doubt, attack your opponent personally and run screaming like a little girl.
3. Always maintain to be more intelligent, thoughtful and well-reasoned.
4. When your opponent responds with logic or facts, attack Fox News.
5. If possible, use parts of actual facts to give your points credibility.
6. Never use your opponents name,instead call them a bigot, facist, or a liar.
7. Alway end your comments with a personal attack on your opponent. If your "facts" are challenged, always attack your opponent with a series of stunning personal insults, i.e., "you're a big, fat liar."
8. Never question or think about your own beliefs. Focus on your emotions, not on the logic of your beliefs.
9. When in doubt, blame the Republicans, George W. Bush, FOX News, or a vast right-wing conspiracy.
10. Never concede defeat, just change the subject. |
