Don't know, don't care, for it is written,
"And Oomarf, the Rat God spoke unto his people, and said,'eat not of this foul creature, for I, the Rat God, have walked with the Maggot God as he has pointed out onto me various small rock formations, saying thusy,'Yea, verily, these are the petrified remains of banana slugs, creatures so foul they gag my people, and thusly have I set restrictions upon it and thusly do they petrify instead of nutrify or putrify', so unto you, my people I say, Avoid what will gag the maggot gods.' " |
