145?????? My god! This is intolerable. SOmething must be done. As the self-appointed INFJ goddess, I hereby issue a decree-a proclamation: There will be no further posting on DAR except in the event of extreme emergency or until some of these posts are absorbed, like a giant bruise, into the bloodstream of SI. Only topics of a serious nature, worthy of perusal and contemplation, should be addressed. Nothing frivolous or irreverent, undeserving of our mensa level attention should contaminate the lofty quality commonly radiating from DAR.
And then, to maintain the aspect of decorum and dignity, we must institute a disciplined approach to posting. On Mondays the female E's may post, on Tues. the I's, Wed. the male E's, Thurs. the X's, Friday-hmmm--perhaps a simple address by the INFJ commenting on the week's posts and bestowing a few benevolent words of admonishment and nurturance upon the loyal subjects. The weekend will be, naturally, designated for the religious celebrations surrounding me, your treasured INFJ, all involving fast food, Little League, and action/horror movies.
I believe these simple rules should solve the problems that have arisen from the undisciplined and indiscriminate posting of the last few days. I rely on your submission--I mean your cooperation.
The One and Only INFJ |