NEW! The Galt Mechandise Catalog
Sale! Sale! Sale! The famous `Galt in a Bottle' collection is now
available at ridiculously low prices. Order them now while they last.
Stock #404765 `Absence in a Bottle'
These de-pressurized bottles come in various shapes,
sizes and colors.. Also known as vacuum tubes, they're
a must have for impoverished Objectivists.
Absence in a Bottle..........................$9.95Each
Stock #403857 `God in a Bottle'
For the more spiritual among you, these bottles offer
insight into a realm beyond our sensory perceptions.
You know something is there but you're not sure
just what it is.
God in a Bottle..............................$19.95 Each
Stock #495739 `Science in a Bottle'
With these bottles, if you look closely enough, you just
might catch a momentary glimpse of a virtual particle.
Free plastic magnifying glass included. For the inquisitive
scientists among you.
Science in a Bottle..........................$29.95 Each
Stock #470384 `Inventor in a Bottle'
Use these bottles to fiddle with. See how they might
interact with other properties of nature. Smash to the
ground to hear them pop or plug'em into a wall socket
and get electified!
Inventor in a Bottle.........................$39.95 Each
Stock #465863 `Disappearing God Act in a Bottle'
Use the imaginative power of your mind to create
countless images at your very whim. Best used in
solitude by poets and storytellers alike.
Disappearing God Act in a Bottle..........$1,000.00 Each
Stock #465385 `Galt in a Bottle'
These bottles are for females only. Imagine Galt's
very own erected penis in the bottle. Then ask yourself,
"How did that big thing get in through that little mouth
opening in the bottle?"
Galt in a Bottle..........................$5,000.00 Each
Get them while they last!!!
John Galt
Bonus from Father Terrence:
Stock #514720 "Redemption in a Bottle'
Use these bottles wisely. Inside is the redeeming liquid
(enough for one swallow), which will instantly repair
your soul and wipe away all your sins. Can use only
once. Formerly sold as `Stairway to Heaven'.
Redemption in a Bottle.......................$25,000.00 Each |
