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Strategies & Market Trends : Mish's Global Economic Trend Analysis

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To: Chispas who wrote (35292)8/12/2005 6:21:19 AM
From: Chispas  Read Replies (2) of 116555
 
This to see how many "ignores" will be added - .

Fiction - "President Bush's advice to gas users"

Speaking from his Texas ranch today, President Bush had this advice for consumers pinched at the gas pumps:

"Here are some simple things to do. First, pay only $10 everytime you need gas. That way, no matter how high prices go, you will only have to spend $10. Another trick is to fill up your tank, and then keep it 3/4 full all the time. That way, you only have to buy a 1/4 tank each time you visit the gas station."

The President's remarks were seconded by Vice President Dick Cheney:

"A good strategy would be to apply for another credit card and use that for gasoline exclusively."

( Outta here before Mish kicks me arf, Chispas )
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