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Technology Stocks : Data Dimensions

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To: NYBellBoy who wrote (3010)9/10/1997 2:51:00 PM
From: Jumper   of 4571
 
Part II The Role of the CFO in forming Strategic Partnerships

3) Initiate an Internal Bonus Program: With Ardes sales sluggish we invite all DDIM sales managers who compete for the quarters biggest R&D write off: Qualifying Associate Team Members should focus on Core Areas: How much could the translation cost? or How could this project run over budget? The contest will be called "Drive Away Like the Execs.," and a new BMW will go to the most creative.

4) How do we find these Franchise/ VAR agents in far off lands you ask Bell Boy? Typically a cheap bottle of wine and $20 American works well but it is actually easier than it sounds.

With global destruction knocking at the door the third world continues to hunger for the Gospel of Ardes. Do not send your check in the mail but buy some stock to help these poor people in the third world. If you could have only seen us witness at the last conference in Northern Siberia- the Gartner figures alone had them glassy eyed as the new pendulum of the American Market swung before them- Small investors were crying and asking to be saved from the cobol monster. Then we led them in the resellers prayer

5) Cut the Dead Vines from the Ardes Family Tree I say continue with the policy of zero tolerance. Those who deny that the Ardes Methodology is Larry Martin's gift to mankind whether they be external or internal shall be struck down.

**Disclaimer**The above crappola implies that I have no idea of the future directon of this stock as we all know it will continue to rise indefinately as the contacts continue to roll in. In no way shape of form am I employed by Data Dimensions- it's member affiliates or other members of the CRoth confermercial tour. I trust they will announce a reputible CFO to sign off on these excellent books any day now.
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