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Pastimes : Short Stories - 50 words or less
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To: Solon who wrote (1952)8/25/2005 4:56:51 PM
From: ManyMoose  Read Replies (1) of 2633
 
BUT FOR STUMPS, CHAIRS NEVER LIVE

"Three chairs," Thoreau bragged, "one for solitude; two for company; three for crowds."

"There!" screamed the stumps. "What's left of us."

Moose said, "I cut. I collect seed. I plant. Stumps live on, honored trees. Henry shows you ass."

"Hardly we knew," said the stumps.
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