Rove's Attack On Gay Texas Exposed
Washington D.C. sources have leaked the surprising news that Rick Perry and Karl Rove have declared a secret war on the Wedding Cake Liberation Front. "Those FUCKING Fags! We're not letting those homos take over the Alamo," was the comment that was overheard.
Unnamed sources outside the FBI offices, identified only as “Deeper Throat” and “Deepest Throat” say the White House has ordered the FBI to avoid investigating all attempts by Rove to undermine the No Nonsense in November campaign.
The FBI has been instructed to "not provide any investigation" into anything that should happen in Texas. Rove is determined to topple the No Nonsense in November campaign. “Deepest Throat” said, “Look, Bush, Rove and Perry are not stupid. Rove realizes the No Nonsense and the Wedding Cake movement could convince a lot of people to vote against this marriage amendment to the Texas Constitution."
Rove's specialty is to expose and ruin people's career's. Rove has realized that a gay victory in Texas with the marriage amendment will damage the Bush juggernaut. If the GLBT community defeats the marriage amendment in Texas then this will undermine the Bush White House to the rest of America. All 50 states have voted or will be voting on a similar anti-gay marriage amendment.
When San Antonio artist and political provocateur Gene Elder was asked about the likely hood of a victory for the gay community and Rove's attack, Elder responded, "Oh this should be taken seriously. Rove will probably win because artists are political and strategy idiots and the majority of the GBLT community does not vote. The Rove tactic is to take the attention off of Bush's low ratings by using the marriage amendment as a red flag the way his father used flag burning as a distraction."
Wire tapping and bugs are a common tactic with the Rove dirty tricks operations.
Washington D.C. sources acknowledged that the millions of dollars that Rove and Perry have to use will with out a doubt overwhelm the No Nonsense in November budget.
It is widely believed that much of this financial support for the amendment is being funneled to Rove and Perry from Pat Robertson.
It is known that Rove is angered that he can not undermine the Wedding Cake Liberation Front by starting a whisper campaign about members being gay and lesbian in the same way he was able to unseat Ann Richards with rumors that she was a lesbian during the governor's race with George Bush.
Also, and a word to the wise, expect flyers to be miraculously appearing on the windshields of cars at churches the Sunday before the vote in November.
"If Rove can destroy the political careers of war heroes like Max Cleland and John McCain then this puny little attempt by Texas gays to stop this amendment thing is not going to be hard," one woman who asked to remain unidentified stated. "Texas gays are not going to be ready for the Tsunami that is being deliberately planned. Rove and Perry have no intention of just getting the amendment passed. They are taking out everyone with it.
The Bush Perry Rove Triangle is mean and they are going after the Pink Triangle. The only reason they haven't used redistricting to their advantage in defeating the gay community is because there are just as many gays in the rich areas as in the poor areas." The other point she revealed is that gays will become the new treat to homeland security. Bush and Rove want to be sure that they can keep that as a scare tactic. I'm not sure how they will use it, but they will."
Retired U.S. Ambassador Charge D'Affaires, Iraq, Joseph Wilson could not be reached officially for comment, but it is understood in Washington, D.C. that Rove is not liked by many in the CIA because of Rove's betrayal of Valerie Plame. Rove, who revealed that Plame was a CIA undercover operative, still has not been investigated by the Bush White House.
This is a federal crime and George Bush Sr. is who put this law on the books. It states that anybody who breaks that law is a traitor.
"A public flogging" was the term heard by a reliable source in Washington D.C. in referring to the gay Texans who are making themselves public figures to defeat the anti-gay marriage amendment in Texas.
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