Eeek's Guide To The Bible
FOURTEEN
Flatnosed people can eat the right shoulder and every other damn defiled part. But they cannot dedicate it!
Atheists and scholars will often point to these and many similar passages to prove that God (the MYTH God to those idiots) sees handicapped people as profaning the good, righteous, and Holy. Well--SO WHAT? The word of the Lord is HIS word. Why should a person with a flat nose have equal rights and opportunities with people with cute noses?
Aaron's heirs will sometimes have flat noses, broken testicles, short penises...and other deformities. It is only right that they not be allowed to defile the power of the Holy Priesthood. It would damage that same power and credibility. HOWEVER...They ARE still allowed to EAT the gifts of the people! Blood is blood, after all!
LEVITICUS
21:16 And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,
21:17 Speak unto Aaron, saying, Whosoever he be of thy seed in their generations that hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God.
21:18 For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous,
21:19 Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded,
21:20 Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;
21:21 No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the LORD made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God.
21:22 He shall eat the bread of his God, both of the most holy, and of the holy.
21:23 Only he shall not go in unto the vail, nor come nigh unto the altar, because he hath a blemish; that he profane not my sanctuaries: for I the LORD do sanctify them.
21:24 And Moses told it unto Aaron, and to his sons, and unto all the children of Israel.
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Why should one with faulty testicles approach the altar of God? Does this inspire the sheep? Does a Priest with a flat nose inspire the people? It is amazing how well "God" thought out these wonderful laws and commandments. The Priest IS the right hand of God, so he must be a wonderfully advanced man--a Shephard to the Sheep--all of whom MAY have flat noses.
Priests ought to command allegiance through their fine bodies and minds and their wonderful speech. Not a job for a dwarf in THOSE days! Nowadays people simply sneer at the desires of the Lord--and they pick Scriptures they like...and then color them with them baby crayons.
One thing is certain: handicapped people are NOT allowed to approach the altar. They can eat both the Most Holy Bread and the Holy Bread. Both are quite similar, although the Most Holy Bread sends an incredible rush of heat through ones stones.
OF COURSE, AN ATHEIST WOULD NOT HAVE A CLUE WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT! ;-)
Bless Jesus! The atheist is refuted once again!
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