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Technology Stocks : Avant (AVNT)
AVNT 29.67+0.1%1:20 PM EST

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To: tonto who wrote (450)9/11/1997 1:15:00 PM
From: Hedge   of 3441
 
This just in...

Rueters 9:35 A.M.

AVNT buys O.J. Simpson LTD. for an undisclosed amount of stock.
O.J. Simpson, CEO and principle of OJ LTD was quoted as saying, " I have a history of slashing my way through the competion. AVNT is a Mammoth company in the EDA world, whatever that is...and I can help them with the criminal trial, after all I know what a good legal team can do. I look forward my new position as "Creative Accountant". AVNT will rely on my ability to move large sums of money without being caught. Best of all, I think that Ron Goldman
will have trouble finding out about my stock".

Just Kidding,

Hedge
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