A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and says her body hurts, wherever she touches it.
"Impossible!", says the doctor. "Show me."
The redhead takes her finger, pushes on her left breast, and screams, then she pushes her elbow, and screams in even more agony. She pushes her knee and screams, then she pushes on her thigh, and more screaming. She pushes her ankle, more screams, and everywhere she touches, makes her scream.
The doctor says, "You're not really a redhead, are you?"
"Well, no," she says, "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so," the doctor says. "Your finger is broken." |
