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Technology Stocks : Wintel's Demise
MSFT 516.91-0.2%Nov 3 3:59 PM EST

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To: Christine Traut who wrote (129)9/12/1997 12:48:00 PM
From: Punko   of 328
 
Off topic, but worth a few laughs. As much as I'd like to, I can't claim credit for this:

>Engineers and scientists will never make as much money as business
>executives. Now we have a mathematical proof that explains why this
>is true:
>>
>> Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.
>> Postulate 2: Time is Money.
>>
>> As every engineer knows,
>>
>> Work
>> ---------- = Power
>> Time
>>
>> Since Knowledge = Power, and Time = Money, we have:
>>
>> Work
>> ----------- = Knowledge
>> Money
>>
>> Solving for Money, we get:
>>
>> Work
>> ------------------ = Money
>> Knowledge
>>
>> Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity
>> regardless of the amount of Work done.
>>
>> Conclusion: The Less you Know, the More you Make.
>>
>>
>Note: It has been speculated that the reason why Bill Gates dropped
>out of Harvard's math program was because he stumbled upon this proof
>as an undergraduate, and dedicated the rest of his career to the
>pursuit of ignorance.
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