I thought I'd check up on you people here and Boy, did they have you people pegged!!
uncle west, you are a bible-thumping sexist because you are not enraged by phrases like "International Monetary Fund!"
lindy bill, you are a homophobic parasite because you own property!
haqihana, you are a flag-waving Uncle Tom because you think Cuba is slave pen rather than a worker's paradise!
KLP, you are a church-going red-meat eater because you dare question the infallibility of the Supreme Court!
moenmac, you are a price-gouging troglodyte because you think that Western society has had a positive effect on civilization!
Nadine Carroll, you are a blood-sucking little Eichmann because you don't understand Al Franken's humor!
Ish, you are a genocidal Republican because you do not resist Zionist terror!
kholt, you are an immigrant-bashing red-baiter because you believe that those with the ability to pay should have the right to enjoy a higher living standard!
stillholding, you are a corporate Uncle Tom because you actually believe that the businessperson and the manufacturer are more important than the writer and the artist!
Oral Roberts, you are a profiteering prude because you are suspicious of revisionist history!
carranza2, you are a corporate slave driver because you don't study the works of Noam Chomsky!
Bill Ulrich, you are a heartless Uncle Tom because you drive an SUV!
Alan Smithee, you are a chauvinistic little Eichmann because you don't support the Iraqi freedom fighters!
D. Long, you are an ethnocentric pig because you are not a minority!
Andrew N. Cothran, you are a right-wing Fox News viewer because you think that you're entitled to own private property!
Rambi, you are a selfish oppressor because you like the Wall Street Journal's editorial page!
John Carragher, you are a blood-sucking little Eichmann because you don't understand Al Franken's humor!
International Grandmaster, you are a degenerate Nazi because of your condescension
towards alternative genders!
cobalt blue, you are an insensitive misogynist because you shrug off class struggle!
Hoa Hao, you are a greedy lackey of the class enemy because you're just a Right Wing ditto-head zombie!
My God!! They got me to a T!!
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