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To: Rambi who wrote (2542)	9/12/1997 1:53:00 PM
From: Jacques Chitte	of 71178

(Fading firelight. The drumbeats are slower and getting just a little erratic. The tribespeople, bored, are leaving one by one to play a little "stone, scissors, paper" with the One-Eared Sage. Our Champion of Cheez sits wearily down in the sanctified rasslin patch and stretches his stiffening geography of corded sinew. The scrap of fur is really beginning to chafe. "Weee-ll", he opines in the ancient tongue of his legendary steppe-rider ancestors, "Ah wuz kahn'da lookin forward to meetn' the li'l missy. Ah done heerd she wuz a real scrapper. But now Ah'll hafta mosey without a long blonde vict'ry lock ta add to ma haiddress." (Ed.: or donating a victory 'nad to Rambi's impressive necklace) Our Hero excuses himself with the village witch, who had offered her services as the Mistress of Ceremonies. She shakes her head in sympathy behind his back, and she doesn't waste the opportunity to enjoy a private leer at the twin breadfruit of his oiled, sculpted gluteuses reflecting highlights of the dying fire from under the really rather short loinfur. Unaware of his admirer, he ruins the moment by scratching in a distinctively masculine way.)

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