This is going to have consequences: Bird Flu killed a parrot in quarantine is the deadly H5N1 strain. Scientists determined that the parrot, imported from South America..."
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This is going to have consequences:
Watch out for this news next week:
"A crow flying around a building in London was, followed, caged and then shoot 8 times in the head. The UK Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs justified its action saying: “The crow was yellow and blue, was sneezing constantly and had an aspirin in its pocket.” The officers mistook it for a parrot with "the deadly H5N1 strain that has plagued Asia and recently spread to Europe."
South Americans, where most parrots come from, are fuming and demanding action: “Crows are black. Birds don't sneeze neither have pockets”, they say.
The UK Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs says the officers act lawfully and will continue shooting birds acting suspiciously.
The Storks -those birds who deliver babies to houses- are all diverting to France since they would be over flying houses carring suspicious loads.
Asian birds -who are now blamed for everything that goes wrong in the world- promised to retaliate: they threatened to overfly Downing Street and shit on top of Tony Blair because he defends culling birds.
In the US Bush held a press conference: "This administration will do the utmost to protect the turkeys, the birds part of the American culture, and that the supply of turkeys for coming Thanks Giving will be garanteed and I'm asking Congress for USD10 billion for protecting our borders against crows and parrots."
Boy, this is war!!! Those birds can do nasty things, has anyone seen the classic Alfred Hitchcock film “The Birds”?
Richard Falkenrath, who until recently served in the Bush administration as deputy Homeland Security adviser. "It's a bigger threat than terrorism. In fact it's bigger than anything I dealt with when I was in government."
Cows: Mad Cow desease and foot and Mouth desease. Now the deadly H5N1 attacks the chickens.
Pork is king now! |
