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Pastimes : CAPS LOCKS CAFE (IT'S THE RICHEST KIND)

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To: Urlman who wrote (16)8/12/1996 12:49:00 PM
From: Hubert Few   of 33
 
HEY BC
YOU GOTTA COMIC STRIP NAMED AFTER YOU BOY
GO CHECK OUT THE GRISLEE THREAD
WE HAVE A BEAR DOING UNMENTIONABLE THINGS
WITH WOMENS UNDERGARMENTS
ITS ALL TANGENTS MY MAN ALL TANGENTS

I CANT FIGURE OUT IF IM ON A DIFFERENT TANGENT
OR EVERYBODY ELSE IS BORROWING MINE OR I NEVER
HAD ONE TO BEGIN WITH MAYBE

WANG DANG DOODLE THE BEATS ARE ALIVE
AND WELL SELLING LAZYBOY RECLINERS TO
THE FORMER S-D-S-ERS OUT ON ROUTE 66

ITS WILD MAN LIKE WOW WE ARE HAVING
A JACK DANIELS LOOK ALIKE CONTEST
NOBODY KNEW WHAT THE HELL HE EVER DID
LOOK LIKE BUT WHEN YOU TURN UP ENOUGH
OF THIS SHIT IT DONT MATTER NOHOW CAUSE
WERE ALL RUNNING NAKED THROUGH THE GRASS
AND THIS HERE ALCOHOLIC TREMOR WILL
SETTLE DOWN JUST TAKE A HIT OF THIS
ITS REALITY COMING SOON TO A THEATRE
NEAR YOU

DON MCLEANS BODY IS AVAILABLE FOR VIEWING
CURT COLBANE IS PLAYING TAPS ON A USED
SYRINGE AND DON KNOTTS AND JIM NABORS
ARE THE PALL BEARERS OH AND WHAT ABOUT
THAT LITTLE OPPIE...DUNNO JUST COULDNT
NEVER PICTURE OPPIE "DOIN IT" YA KNOW
LITTLE OPPIE WHERE ARE YOU NOW OUT
IN SAN LOUIS OBISPO OR WAS IT NABISCO
I DUNNO

ANYWAY JOIN THE GANG AND HANG OR WHATEVER

BRING THE UMRELLA WE HAVE BOB DYLAN
PREDICTING RAIN
I SAID HEY DICKHEAD OPEN YOUR WINDOW
ITS A FREAKING DESERT METAPHORICALLY
SPEAKING BUT HE JUST KEEPS ON WHEEZING
THOSE PATHETIC JEW BOY TUNES WHAT IS
MAKING THE GOD FEARIN SOUTH CAROLINA
SENATORS GO CRAZY THEIR EYES POPPING
OUT OF DRY SOCKETS LIKE SO MANY LAZY
SUZANS TURNING AROUND AND AROUND

BEATING THE HEAT ON A DOG DAY AFTERNOON
WHEN YOUR WIFE MEETS YOU AT THE DOOR IN
SOMETHING FRILL AND STEAMY AND WELL YOU
KNOW HOW THAT STORY GOES
WERE ALL BIG KIDS NOW JUST TRYING TO
FIGURE OUT HOW TO MAKE IT AS ADULTS

HA!
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