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Politics : Sioux Nation
DJT 12.78-5.6%Jan 30 9:30 AM EST
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To: SiouxPal who wrote (48573)11/13/2005 8:49:59 PM
From: twmoore  Read Replies (1) of 362712
 
Have you guys seen this one?

POST TURTLE
> > >
> > > While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 70-year-old Texas rancher
> > > (whose hand had been caught in a gate while working cattle), a doctor
> > > and the old man were talking about George W. Bush being in the White
> > > House.
> > >
> > > "Well, ya know," the old Texan said, "Bush is a post turtle."
> > >
> > > Not knowing what the old man meant, the doctor asked him what a post
> > > turtle was.
> > >
> > > The old man explained, "When you're driving down a country road and
> > > you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a
> post
> > > turtle. You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong
> > > there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just
want
> > > to
> > > help the poor, stupid bastard get down."
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