CHRISTMAS WARS (A Ceremony of Carols)
By Dr. Sanity
REAL CHRISTMAS
I'm dreaming of a real Christmas Just like the ones I used to know Where we say the greeting, at every meeting And thumb our noses at Newdow.
I'm dreaming of a real Christmas Not just a PC holiday May your days be red and not blue And may someone stop the ACLU Play Music
CHRISTMAS WARS
Dashing through the courts On a PC holiday O'er the legal torts Listening to lawyers bray Lawsuits all around Making spirits sink What fun it is to sue and fuss and Drive us all to drink
Oh, Christmas wars, Christmas wars PC all the way Oh, what fun it is to trash A Christian holiday Christmas wars, Christmas wars PC all the way Oh, what fun it is to trash A Christian holiday
A day or two ago I thought I'd go and shop But when I reached the stores My jaw it nearly dropped Because of lawsuit fears And not wanting to offend Christ was gone from Christmas When will this madness end?
Oh, Christmas wars, Christmas wars PC all the way Oh, what fun it is to trash A Christian holiday Christmas wars, Christmas wars PC all the way Oh, what fun it is to trash A Christian holiday Play Music
LET US SUE!
Oh the weather outside is frightful, And making mischief is delightful, And since we've nothing to do, Let us sue! Let us sue! Let us sue!
This Christmas thing's not diverse enough, And besides we are perverse enough To impose our own point of view, Let us sue! Let us sue! Let us sue!
When we finally get our way, How we'll love all that secular bliss ! And you know at the end of the day, That Christmas won't even be missed!
As our civilization's dying, And religious folk are cying, It's "Happy Holidays" to you, Or we'll sue! Yes we'll sue! We will sue!
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