<Judaism can survive without Jerusalem. >
Well, there's a good point. Put it up for sale. Sell it to Islam. Come to think of it, why not sell all of Israel and set up shop somewhere else, such as New Zealand?
There's a great tradition in NZ of live and let live. Maoris retain their own culture, property and way of life.
A treaty with Israel could be signed, ceding part of New Zealand to Israel. Israeli government agents are keen on the idea as they were caught red-handed trying to become New Zealanders with stolen identities and passport fraud.
New Zealand could be given a small portion of Israel as part of the deal, so halal sheep could be sold by the million to Moslems in the area and for other economic integration. We Kiwis would like to have a home base in the northern hemisphere for wintering and easy access to the rest of the world. Some coastline would be nice so we could hold America's Cup racing if we win it back.
Moslems would get back Jerusalem at the price of a small portion of their oil wealth. What's more important, oil/cash or Mohammed, peace be upon him, and Islamic icons?
Any Jews who want to stay living in Jerusalem could remain citizens of Israel/New Zealand aka Aotearael [in Maori, currently Aotearoa] and would be given citizenship also of the state which takes over.
I'm sure Islamic Jihad isn't so foaming-at-the-mouth insane that they would want to chase Jews all the way to NZ.
New Zealand would get a big pile of loot and an extension of territory into a nice, sunny, easy-access to Europe, part of the world, making trade opportunities easier.
No more war over the Great Satan's support for the Zionists. No more suicide bombings and daily hassle, fear and hyper-vigilance. A win-win-win-win-win-Winn situation.
Mqurice
PS: It would also be quite fun to become a major nuclear power! Ha! Australia would have to watch it or we'd nuke them! The anti-nuclear fun was great for 20 years, but just as NZ was once an anti-apartheid leader but is now setting up apartheid [Maori/the rest], we could easily go noocular. We could go swaggering around the Pacific threatening to turn coral atolls into chalk powder unless they surrender and become part of NZ. No, hang on. That's what they want. They'd move here en masse [they already have, Auckland being the world's biggest Polynesian city]. |
