This year I made two labels to put on on my Christmas cards. This one is on the inside (my own language):
Merry Christmas!
Happy Hannukah!
Happy Kwanzaa!
Happy New Year!
Happy Saturnalia!
Happy Boxing Day!
Merry Epiphany!
Happy Twelfth Night!
and . . .
For the Atheists . . .
and the Agnostics . . .
and the Unitarians . . .
Have a Nice Day!
and this one is for the outside of the envelope (I cribbed this one):
DISCLAIMER
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced, within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all, and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great, (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.
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