Here we are 4 sessions into the 7 session Christmas rally, and QQQQ and NDX are both down almost 2%. Only 3 more sessions to go... Why, it's enough to test a person's faith!
I tried to write some Gregorian Chant, but my Latin is just too rusty. So God will just have to settle for this modern-day musical prayer.
Okay God, here's your big chance for fame! And my big chance for fortune! Show us what you can do!!
MERCEDES BENZ---AND CAN YOU THROW IN A CHRISTMAS RALLY TOO ?
(sorry Janis)
Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz ?
My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends.
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends,
So Lord, won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz ?
Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a color TV ?
Dialing for Dollars is trying to find me.
I wait for delivery each day until three,
So oh Lord, won’t you buy me a color TV ?
Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a night on the town ?
I’m counting on you, Lord, please don’t let me down.
Prove that you love me and buy the next round,
Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a night on the town ?
Oh Lord, won’t you give me a Christmas rally ?
Squeeze them shorts hard Lord, don't show no mercy.
Just 3 sessions left, won’t you please hear my plea ?
So oh Lord, won’t you give me a Christmas rally ?
Oh Lord, won’t you please send Jim Cramer to the moon ?
He must be a devil, can’t stand that big goon.
He talked me into buying long options way too soon,
Oh Lord, won’t you please send Jim Cramer to the moon ?
Oh Lord, won’t you please get my broker off my tail ?
My calls are underwater, my balance makes me wail.
Make those Fed calls vanish like dust in a gale,
Oh Lord, won’t you please get my broker off my tail ?
(everybody)
Oh Lord, won’t you give me a Christmas rally ?
Squeeze them shorts hard Lord, don't show no mercy.
Just 3 sessions left, won’t you please hear my plea ?
So oh Lord, won’t you give me a Christ....mas.... ral....ly ?
That's it!
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;-))))
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