Welcome to OVIS in Wonderland!
The Looking-Glass Queen can believe 6 impossible things before breakfast.
OVIS shareholders say, "Ha! Child's Play!"
OVIS's Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith, as enforced by the "Screaming Banshees of CAPSLOCK", requires unwavering belief in at least these 15 Tenets:
1. The smart money for the next millennium is getting out of computers and biotechnology, and into - CHEAP T-SHIRTS!
The OVIS cartel involves big-time investors, financial wizards from companies like Intel, Microsoft, 3Com and Genentech, who have inexplicably decided to put their money into "Olympus Ventures", who lease a handful of sewing shops in the Caribbean. techstocks.com
2. Olympus Ventures is very undervalued, and will soon achieve a
multibillion dollar market value. techstocks.com
Let's see, this will give it about the same market cap as Benetton.
Last year, Benetton had $3 Billion in sales, and earned $300 Million.
Last year, OVIS reported $1 Million in sales, and *lost* $18 Million, or $(141)/sh.
sec.gov
(Quite interesting read, that. It seems their largest expense was for $9 Million in "Consulting Services", but their books have disappeared with their old CEO.)
3. To achieve this incredible runup, an "OVIS shareholders cartel" will force a "short squeeze" to catch unsuspecting MMs frantically trying to cover - by stealthily posting thousands of hysterical messages on public Internet BBs!
But maybe now it's time to start keeping "Radio Silence" so the MMs won't catch on! Or, maybe the MMs are hacking into SI to shut you up!
4. When these big-time investors in the OVIS cartel, who are themselves "Financial analysts" and "accountant" [sic] for major corporations, needed a savvy, responsible leader of unimpeachable integrity for the intricate task of counting and tracking "naked shorts", and tabulating and verifying the cartel's shares and certs, they chose - no, not a securities attorney; not a broker, not an accountant - but a self-proclaimed "psychic superstar"
[and thus presumptive charlatan]. "Riley G Matthews" (aka "Green Eggs
and Spam") once earned minor notoriety shilling for that litigious Israeli spoonbender, and can still be found on a few Web sites devoted to kooks, cranks, lunatics and the "hyper-weird". (But to his credit, he's not on ovis.com. Yet.) Today, he makes "Psychic Stock Picks" and works penny-stock schemes, the stress of which occasionally leads him to "doing battle with Jack Daniels"
techstocks.com
*Interesting historical coincidence: his mentor Uri Geller claims to have recieved his "powers" from - a sewing machine!
5. Psychic Master Riley G possesses metaphysical powers that make Jesus Christ seem a piker by comparison!
For example, Riley G actually controls the Mars Sojourner by mental projection psicop.com. Unfortunately, he can't seem to guess the next day's price of OVIS.
6. Riley G alone has essential "classified", secret information on which this entire scheme depends, that OVIS cartel shareholders own almost twice as many shares as the public float.
Interestingly, Riley G alone also has secret information that TWA flight 800 was blown up by "high powered liquid explosives placed in 4 duty-free bottles of liquor."
psicop.com.
7. You can rest assured that the company, which is apparently authorized to issue another 800,000,000 (!!) shares, will NEVER do so, because Riley G knows they won't.
Of course, Riley G also knows that time-travelling UFOS will visit Earth on Nov 11, 2011, using technology based upon "Fractal Geometry"! psicop.com
(And for historical insight into OVIS's recent practices, do check out
techstocks.com )
8. It is purely coincidental that the all-important OVIS CAVALRY, whom Riley G channels to this thread (and whom methinks doth protest too much that "WE EXIST!"), seem to share Riley G's characteristic propensities for bad spelling and atrocious grammar. panacea.phys.utk.edu.
(But as James Randi charitably advised, "Forgive Riley; he does not have a dictionary, and all his grammar comes from police reports.")
9. Riley G's team of attorneys will vigorously pursue slander lawsuits against the "naysayers" who dare to question his scheme.
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For an amusing but spot-on response to one of Riley G's previously threatened lawsuits, do check out mindspring.com
10. OVIS' stock price has risen lately NOT because of the buying frenzy, but because "cartel" members are calling in their "cert's" [sic].
In one week alone, Riley G counted 4 million shares of OVIS sold- mostly buys! - from a float of just 1.6 million. hmmmm...
techstocks.com
11. This OVIS action has MMs quaking in their boots.
Let's see- exploding volume on a pennystock, with a large spread, and wildly fluctuating prices- why does that sounds more like a MM's wet dream than a nightmare?
12. Large paper profits in pennystocks are realizable, so that if the OVIS cartel ever does corner the market on OVIS shares, and drives the price to nearly infinity, a fortune can be reaped!
As Charles A. Ponzi said, "My secret is 'How do I cash the coupons? That's what I do not tell!" The Better Business Bureau is just so naive to say "Penny stocks are bought and not sold": bosbbb.org
13. The scheme requires that you all continue to BUY BUY BUY!!! BUY AT THE OPEN and BUY ALL DAY!!!
techstocks.com
Please don't ask, what's the purpose of buying more shares, if the cartel already owns twice as many shares as are authorized
techstocks.com, and
have already called in "way over" the 1.6 million certs that can ever be issued. techstocks.com
(The exact numbers, of course, remain classified!)
Disclaimer: BUY BUY BUY!!! is not a recommendation to BUY.
techstocks.com
14. As the price of OVIS falls, OVIS investors should celebrate - it means the MMs are desparately trying to shake your shares out of you!
And Black is White.
15. And finally: Olympus Ventures really exists!
Please disregard: biz.yahoo.com
This thriving, well-managed company only temporarily ceased to exist, because they didn't file the paperwork to continue. They have since been "reinstated".
techstocks.com
biz.yahoo.com
Curiouser and curiouser.
I offer no new facts or opinions as to whether any or all of these dubitable dogmas might actually be true. Everyone must verify and evaluate ALL evidence for themselves, Good Luck!
THINK THINK THINK!!!
Ever sceptical,
Droog |
