Well, in the great tradition of Hillary throwing an ashtray at Bill's head, Laura might get up enough interest in her husband to belt him.
I would still like to know how any healthy adult can lodge a pretzel piece so far into their own windpipe that they lose consciousness. I mean, does this explanation sound even remotely plausible?
"Bush lost consciousness for a brief time in the White House on Sunday evening while eating a pretzel and watching a professional football game on television. He fell from his couch and has a scrape and large bruise on his left cheekbone, plus a bruise on his lower lip, to show for his troubles. His glasses cut the side of his face."
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That's a heck of a bruise going from seat of couch to floor. OK, on top of that what adult falls from a couch? OK, I was wrong. I had heard that the dogs became worried and had alerted the secret service but not the media.
"Bush said he believes he lost consciousness for only a few seconds at about 5:35 p.m., because when he opened his eyes, he said, his dogs were in the same location as his last memory from being seated on the couch.
However, he told a top aide, Karen Hughes, "they were looking at me a little funny."
======== So this is a man who falls and does a number on his face and neither dog even bothers to get up and lick his nose?
Geez Loueeze. |
