kennyboy AT CONFESSION
Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with
a loose woman.
The priest asks, "Is that you, little kennyboy philippo ?
Yes, Father it is.
And who was the woman you were with?
I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her
reputation.
Well, kennyboy , I'm sure to find out her name sooner or
later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it
Tina Minetti?
I cannot say.
Was it Teresa Volpe?
I'll never tell.
Was it Nina Capeli?
I'm sorry but I cannot name her.
Was it Cathy Piriano?
My lips are sealed.
Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?
Please, Father, I cannot tell you.
The priest sighs his in frustration. You're very
tight lipped; kennyboy and I admire that. But
you've sinned and have to atone.
You cannot attend church services for 4 months. Now
you go and behave yourself.
kennyboy walks back to his pew, and his friend Buddy
unAS slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"
"Four months vacation and five good leads..." |
