If you'll recall 2004, Howard Dean was the wild-eyed, snot-bubble-blowing anti-American. Thus he was getting all the Soros/Moron-Dot-Org money, and the left wing media declared him IN.
The Democrat rank and file are not as idiotic as their "leaders" (it would be impossible for ANYONE to be), and they rejected Dean in a big way. Kerry's reputation at the time-though undeserved-was the default "moderate".
Satan has the best political advice money can buy, and KNOWS that fanatical America-hating won't get her even nominated. But the twin failings of her obviously phony "re-positioning", combined with her totally shitty personality, will beat her either in the party and/or the election. (Many of the old baby-slaughtering Feminazis have been transformed into Islamic subhuman-fearing sky-watchers.)
What Republicans could lose to her?
Mad Cow McCain (though he cannot get nominated, so it's a moot point.)
"RUDY!!!" (who is simply "LAMAR!!!" with a better "TAILOR!!!".)
Mit Romney, because too many Republicans still remember his "brainwashed" moron of a father, as well as that they don't trust a Republican who was WEASEL enough to get elected in Massachusettes.
Nor will Satan get a walk-through free pass from an incompetent idiot like Rick Santoro.
So unless "RUDY!!!" or Romney can bamboozel a lot of Republicans (which GOD and COUNTRY is likely to prevent) the Republican candidate is probably going to be someone who is relatively obscure today (Condi, BTW, will serve as a VP before she becomes president.) And he/she will KICK SATAN'S ASS... |
