Boo-hoo boo-hoo. Lisa's crying!!
The handsome Mr. Wexler has received word that Lisa "Kinky" Krinsky is very, very, very upset that internet posters have made fun of her, and has marshalled an army of lawyers ready to do battle against those who dare write things which annoy her. No doubt, this has caused great distress in the Krinsky manse, and her resident man-whore Jerry "Deuce Bigalow" Seifer is taking the brunt of Lisa's rage at the end of her well-oiled bullwhip...much to Jerry's pleasure...errrr...I mean pain.
Interestingly, Lisa's name has mysteriously vanished from a carribean "medical school" website. Was Lisa a bit embarrassed?
spartanmed.org
But...thanks to our good friends at webarchive, we can use the wayback machine to see it magically reappear!!
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My guess is that the lawyers Lisa has hired probably went to a Carribean "law school" (the one right across the dirt road from Lisa's "medical school") because they obviously haven't checked similar past cases...and how they been lost, dismissed, laughed out of court, etc. etc. etc.
You know, this wouldn't piss me off so much if I had actually traded SFCC stock. I just thought it was a funny story. But now that Mistress Lisa has caught my attention, I will make it a point to make fun of her very often, all over the internet. In fact, I may just build a website dedicated to Mistress Lisa. In a strange way, I think she would dig it.
Your friend forever,
Bill Wexler |
