Bubba died in a fire, and his body was burned severely. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so his two best friends, Siouxpal and Redfish, were sent for.
Siouxpal went in, and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Siouxpal said, “Yup, he’s burnt pretty bad. Roll him over.” The mortician rolled him over, and Siouxpal said, “Nope, ain’t Bubba.”
The mortician thought that was rather strange, and brought in Redfish next to identify the body. Redfish took a look at him and said, “Yup, he’s burnt real bad, roll him over.” The mortician rolled him over, and Redfish said, “No, it ain’t Bubba.”
The mortician asked, “How can you tell?”
Redfish said, “Well, Bubba had two assholes.”
“What? He had two assholes?” asked the mortician.
“Yup, everyone in town knew he had two assholes. Every time we went to town, folks would say, ‘Here comes Bubba with them two assholes.’” |
