Warning - Joke
This is courtesy of Sioux Pal. Whatever you think about the guy's politics, the joke is pretty funny.
NO SEX SINCE 1955
A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala
event, hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no
shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.
She said, "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"
"Negative, ma'am," the Sergeant Major said, "Just serious by
nature."
"The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said,
"It looks like you have seen a lot of action."
The Sergeant Major's short reply was, "Yes, ma'am, a lot of
action."
The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little.
Relax and enjoy yourself." The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.
Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't
take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had
sex?"
The Sergeant Major looked at her and replied, "1955."
She said, "Well, there you are. You really need to chill
out and quit taking everything so seriously! I mean, no sex
since 1955!
She took his hand and led him to a private room where she
proceeded to "relax" him several times.
Afterwards, and panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!"
The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in
his matter-of-fact voice, "I hope not, it's only 2130 now." |
