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Pastimes : The Non-Political Joke Thread

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To: Jagfan who wrote (1013)3/7/2006 7:43:28 AM
From: George Coyne  Read Replies (2) of 1755
 
A foursome is waiting on the men's tee while another foursome of ladies is hitting from the ladies' tee. The ladies are taking their time, when finally the last lady is ready to hit the ball. She hacks it 10 feet; goes over and hacks it another 10 feet, then Hacks it another 10 feet.

She looks up at the men who are watching and says apologetically, "I guess all those f----ing lessons I took this winter didn't help."

One of the men immediately replied, "Well, you know, that's your problem. You should have taken golf lessons instead."

To this day, his grave marker stands next to that tee box.
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