I have a small satchel of beef jerky which i could send. Would He like some beef jerky? Perhaps if you see him there, you could forward that to Him?
It is velvet-lined, with embroidery on the side, and a lovely walnut clasp. (The clasp reveals a secret file tool [for getting out, of course] and a Ouija board full of excuses which can be employed at a moment's notice: "I was just standing there, peeing in an airport urinal, and suddenly it just happened ... thought I dropped my passport somewhere, so I checked around and reached in there, 'hey', it was that 'Manny Velasco' fella...")
"As far as I know, yes. If so, I'm planning to attend, but I'm sure the details will be posted immediately by Dow Jones, AP, etc." |
