Responses to America's Illegal Immigration Monday, April 03, 2006
Senator Hillary Clinton, "Nuevo York has a nice ring to it."
Senator Ted Kennedy, "Don't we get tequila from Mexico?"
Senator John Kerry, "It reminds me of when I was in Viet Nam."
Senator Barbara Boxer, "Only send back the republican voters."
Senator Dick Durbin, "It's only a problem if it costs us votes in 2008."
Congressman Tom Tancredo, "America to Congress, Grow Some Huevos!!"
Texas Governor Rick Perry, "One million illegal aliens, one ranger."
New Orleans Mayor Nagin, "They're stealing our government handouts!"
Barbara Streisand, "Mexikans are hard werking people."
Donald Trump, "See my response on the next edition of 'The Apprentice', Thursday night, 7pm eastern, 8pm central, and 10pm on the west coast."
Michael Moore, "Clean American water is giving Mexicans Davy Crockett revenge."
Mexican Presidente Vicente Fox, "Read my new book, 'How to retire in the U.S. for less than $5 a day."
Martin Sheen, "The government is secretly conducting human piñata experiments on illegal aliens."
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