Dude, a couple of points about Maria's features which you have brought to light....
1. uhhh...faked photos are fun but only if you can suspend the
viewer's disbelief. This was poorly executed and I feel obligated
to offer my services. Although this is not my normal line of
work, I must say that if your going to show somebody's head
on somebody else's tits, at least do it in a technologically
believable way.
The only thing worse than poor taste, is poor taste done poorly.
Therefore, if you wish to have a 'cheesy' photo that is at least executed properly,
please email the various body parts to me and I will put them together
in such a way that you don't look so much like a git.
2. When announcing your 'find'...don't make it sound like such
a college frat boy extravaganza -- "Hey Dudes, like...uh...I
got, like this picture of like Maria with...uhhh...like her
tits hangin' out and major cleavage and stuff..."
At least try to interject some type of reasonably intellectual
humor in it. Perhaps, "Maria just annouced her TA projections---
straddles suggested for those engaged in naked options."
Yours Sincerely,
'I hath spoken' and all your other presumptuous, pompous,
college-boy insecurities, too
(someday, you'll realize how stupid this was....probably not soon, I imagine.)
-MrB |
