Don't laugh. It happened to Dr. Caligari, Dr. Frankenstein, Charles I, Joan of Arc, Ronnie Spector, various wives of an obscure English King who will remain nameless, some bomber pilots in WWII and the Hillside Strangler.
It could happen to you.
I recommend a 35 foot wide, 15 foot deep moat, filled with the most disgusting floating sewage imaginable, a hydraulically operated drawbridge, a rumour that you have left yours stock portfolio to the towns orphans if and only if you die peacefully in bed, 35 german shepherd guard dogs, 12 shift-work hottie femal greeters at the castle information booth, and sponsorhip of the town winning little-league team. Hire a former editor of Vanity Fair as your publicity agent and give equally to all political parties except communist.
When on "gold threads" such as this one, it is highly recommended that you agree with everybody, and that you imagine that all anyone wants to hear here, is stuff on low-priced high-potential stocks (with full disclosure of your portfolio levels of same), gold and base metal prices -- and all that you want to hear here, is hear! hear!
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