Steel Magnolias?
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Quotes...
Ouiser: This is it, I've found it, I'm in hell.
Truvy: I'm just screamin' at my husband; I can do that anytime.
Annelle: Miss Truvy, I promise that my personal tragedy will not interfere with my ability to do good hair.
Clairee: They were both high. They were smokin' everything but their shoes.
Truvy: When it comes to pain and suffering, she's right up there with Elizabeth Taylor.
Shelby: I would rather have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.
Clairee: Well you know what they say: If you don't have anything nice to say about anybody, come sit by me!
Ouiser: I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for the past 40 years!
Clairee: The only thing that separates us from the animals is our ability to accesorize.
M'Lynn: The sanctuary looks like it's been hosed down with Pepto-Bismal!
Shelby: My colors are Blush and Bashful...
Truvy: In a good shoe, I wear a size six, but a seven feels so good, I buy a size eight.
Ouiser: I don't see plays, 'cause I can nap at home for free. And I don't seemovies 'cause they're trash, and they ain't got nothin' but naked people in 'em! And I don't read books, 'cause if they're any good they're gonna make 'em into a miniseries.
Truvy: Time marches on and sooner or later you realize it is marchin' across your face.
Ouiser: What's the matter with you M'Lynn? You got a reindeer up your butt?
Clairee: Here! Hit this. Go ahead M'Lynn, slap her!
Truvy: Are you crazy!
Ouiser: Are you high Clairee?
Truvy: Have you lost your mind?
Clairee: We'll do T-Shirts saying I slapped Ouiser Boudreaux. Hit her!
Annelle: Miss Clairee, enough!
Clairee: Ouiser, this is your chance to do something for your fellow man. Knock her lights out M'Lynn!
Ouiser: Let go of me!
Clairee: M'Lynn you just missed a chance of a lifetime. Half of Chinquapin Parish would give their eye teeth to give a whack at Ouiser!
Ouiser: You are a pig from hell.
M'Lynn: Ouiser, don't leave.
Clairee: Ouiser, Ouiser, I was just kidding, come back.
Annelle: That wasn't a very Christian thing to do.
Clairee: Annelle, you've got to lighten up. |
