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Politics : Impeach George W. Bush
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From: Orcastraiter5/15/2006 2:48:34 AM
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In the year 2020....

George W. Bush dies. Well of course he goes to hell. Upon greeting the devil, the devil says, George, I've been waiting for you. I got a problem though. Hell is full. But don't worry we'll find room for you here...because you definitely belong. I just have to decide who to let out to make room for you. Since you were president and have established yourself as the "decider" I'm going to let you decide who's place you take.

The devil takes George to the first door and opens it up. There he sees Ted Kennedy swimming up and down to a submerged car, taking a deep breath and diving down again and again and again.

George looks at that and says...I dunno...I can't swim.

So the Devil takes George to the second door and opens it up. Inside is Carl Rove breaking rocks with a hammer. One after another he breaks the rocks, but as soon as he breaks one, another one appears...throwing the hammer down on rock after rock after rock.

George says...I dunno...I can't do that...I hurt my shoulder in the National Guard.

So the devil takes George to the third door. He opens the door and inside is Bill Clinton...naked and moaning and groaning while Monika Lewinsky is giving him a blow job.

George says...I dunno...that doesn't look so bad...I think I'll take this one.

And the devil says OK Monica, you're free to go.
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