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From: Father Terrence5/15/2006 2:56:22 AM
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Father Terrence's Brief "Come to Jesus Quiz"

Take this self-test to determine the current health of your brain. Results are posted after the test questions. Good luck! :)

1. Massive climate change is occurring on Earth. Intense scientific studies have shown that all the planets are experiencing climate change and that the source is the sun. We should respond to this looming emergency by:

A. Mounting a campaign to prepare for a possible rise in sea levels, preparing to meet the demands of food production by analyzing where new crops can be grown as the climate changes; preparing for possible mass migration of humans and species as the climate change accelerates; prepare to defend against viruses and destructive insects migrating to regions they never inhabited earlier; prepare a strategy for a possible new ice age striking central Canada and northern Europe.
B. Signing the Kyoto Accord.
C. Marching to save polar bears.
D. Contributing more and more to Albert Gore and/or the DNC and Sierra Club.
E. Oppose nuclear power plants.

2. An enemy sworn to destroy and behead all non-believers, that wants to return the world to the 14th Century, whose stated ambition is to rule the world, and that seeks to destroy all Western culture:

A. Should be ruthlessly opposed and exterminated from the face of the Earth.
B. Is just misunderstood and needs more empathy from the Western powers.
C. Is basically correct and just symptomatic of the evil of America.
D. Would be more temperate with a Democrat president as Bush just scares and infuriates them.
E. Is caused by nuclear power plants.

3. Gasoline prices are hitting all-time highs at American pumps the cause is:

A. Gouging by evil oil companies.
B. Gouging by evil governments.
C. International oil cartels.
D. Supply and demand.
E. Not enough nuclear power plants.

4. Illegal alien hordes are pouring across our unprotected borders. We should:

A. Consult Oprah.
B. Look to the Roman Senators in Washington.
C. Close the borders, build a wall, enforce the illegal immigration laws on employers, immediately halt all social and healthcare services forcing illegals to return to their own countries of their own volition, retroactively declare all "anchor babies" non-citizens.
D. Ask Senator Kennedy.
E. Shut down all nuclear power plants.

5. The tax cuts have been extended to 2010. The proper course of action would have been:

A. Exactly what the Congress and President did.
B. To tax the rich.
C. To raise taxes on everyone.
D. To eliminate the IRS entirely.
E. To increase the tax on nuclear power plants.

Scoring:

1. A. 5; B. 2; C. 1; D.2; E 1.
2. A. 5; B. 2; C. 1; D.2; E 1.
3. A. 1; B. 4; C. 3; D.5; E 3.
4. A. 1; B. 1; C. 5; D.1; E 1.
5. A. 3; B. 1; C. 1; D.5; E 1.

If you scored 20 - 25: You understand American history, economics, liberty and are a rational thinker.
If you scored 15 - 19: You need to reason things out more and listen to the major media less.
If you scored 10 - 14: Your psyche is at risk and you actually believe the DNC taking points.
If you scored less than 10: You are a socialist -- get thee to Greenpeace!
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