Bush is not spying on us illegally.
Actually, my friend, the dirty little secret in Washington is that the NSA, DIA, CIA, DOJ, FBI, DoD and Homeland Security are all spying on YOU! Yes, only you.
They are tracking every move you make, listening to all your phone calls, tracking your surfing on the Internet, intercepting your e-mails, recording what you eat, where you shop, the number of times you flush the toilet, et cetera.
It is a heroic, if boring effort. Unfortunately, since their massive spying effort on you began, three agents have already committed suicide due to the absolute depression of monitoring your dreary existence day in and day out. :) |
